Attack of the eggs!

So Im wondering why must a 2 year old get into things he knows he shouldn't?! Yesterday Justin & I woke up to smashed eggs all over his room. Logan must have thought Mason was his target because I found 2 eggs in the crib & 2 eggs thrown against the wall behind the crib. As well as 2 maybe 3 eggs smashed around his room. We still are unsure what happened to 2 of the eggs. We had 9 eggs in the cartoon and only counted 7! Then Logan got into a bunch of the travel size baby shampoo, lotion and destine in the bathroom. He also thought the sink needed cleaning because there was water all over the counter. I heard the water going so I jumped out of bed!

Now this isnt the first encounter with the eggs. Luckily the first time was only 3 eggs. He has also gotten into the salt & pepper, sugar, the baby cereal, baby Gerber stars, candy, all the permanent markers (which he writes on the walls with), and famously the apple smelling Dawn dish soap (TWICE)

I have to say the eggs & dish soap are the worse to clean out of carpet! However the dish soap did smell good. Just it was pleasant that he decided to dump it all over Mason. Poor Mason couldnt open his eyes. And I had to scrub the carpet for a good 40 minuets to get as much as I could out. Plus the first time Logan didnt  understand dish soap hurts your eyes and he got it all over his face. My poor silly boys!

Now you ask how my 2 year old gets into all of this. Simple, he wakes up earlier than me, and much earlier than Justin. He knows how to be quiet and sneaky. My theory with him, if he's to quiet he is either sleeping or cause trouble! 9 out of 10 times he is causing trouble.

I look back at all the things he gets into and it makes me laugh but in the moment Im frustrated. We do discipline him, nothing seems to work. Sigh, I guess its all in good time.

Just felt like sharing my morning terror story. I wish I got picture but I was to frustrated to even think like that. Needless to say we are investing in a fridge lock today.